Domestic Trivia

My neighbour phoned at 10pm last night to say that Angel had conked out on J-next-door's bed, and would she like me to leave her there? So much for Miss Energetic!

Little Cherub is now getting stuck into full sentences. Unfortunately, the majority of them begin with "I want ...", as in "I want go out now!". Little Miss Bossy is taking over.

Tevye, Mr Non-Technical himself, has plumbed a new low in his attempts to confront life's technological challenges ... defeated by a deodorant aerosol. Turned out it had an on-off switch that he failed to notice until he had done a demolition job on the button. Just imagine the effect he has on computers.