Who am I?

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
That's for me to know and you to guess {big grin}
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle)
Katizzle
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of your last)
Kfau
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite month, favorite drink)
September Champagne or May Pimms, depending on the mood of the moment
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, Street you once lived on):
Helen Mornington (works rather well, I think - more upmarket drama than Coronation Street)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom’s maiden name)
Faukadug (what does that make me? a wookie?)
7. SUPERHERO NAME: .)(fave color and fave animal)
Pink Elephant (better than White Elephant, but not as good as Pink Panther)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father’s middle name)
Nathalia John

HT: The friend known in detective circles as April Darjeeling.